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historiful:

Actress Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)
talonsandwings:
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princehal9000:

Mallory Ortberg strikes again with Dirtbag Macbeth, next in her Dirtbag Shakespeare collection over at the-toast.

worldwar2chainz:

I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

(via dharmamockingjay)

Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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ed-kward:

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  • Interviewer: What do you mean by ovary chat?
  • Ed: To be honest, whenever I put out a song there's always a comment about some ovaries disappearing. Yeah just ovary chat. So I've learned if all the comments are about ovaries, then you're doing a good thing.

drinkingcoldcoffeewithedsheeran:

sexkingmalik:

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

zayn malik

ed sheeran

(Source: earthwanker, via edsheeran)

THEME.